hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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