my vag is so smooth its legendary
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
In America we eat man semen.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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