I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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