Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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