It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Randomize
