He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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