I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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