I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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