I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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