why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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