is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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