For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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