An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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