farters have to be the big spoon...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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