So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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