on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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