Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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