I'm lost and stupid without you.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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