I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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