i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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