It's Friday. Sex?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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