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i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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