You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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