But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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