Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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