I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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