Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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