i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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