Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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