But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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