wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I think my fart just growled at me.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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