Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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