Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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