Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize