Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i just had sex bonerless
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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