you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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