No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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