Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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