Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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