6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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