You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
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