Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
