yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Randomize
