Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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