Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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