i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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