Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Randomize
