yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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