check it out our google latitudes are spooning
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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