i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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