this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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