When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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