Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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