he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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